The Onion Reports: “Trump Unable To Produce Certificate Proving He’s Not A Festering Pile Of Shit”

– via The Onion.


A university degree is…

a single goal to represent educational success, which will take four years to achieve no matter what is being taught. We will attach an economic reward to it that seldom has anything to do with what has been learned. We will urge large numbers of people who do not possess adequate ability to try to achieve the goal, wait until they have spent a lot of time and money, and then deny it to them. We will stigmatize everyone who doesn’t meet the goal. We will call the goal a “BA.”

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